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hhhhhhhhhhh i am bumping that last journal. i would update this more but all i ever do is whine and i have a suspicion that that is why i have no friends! i like to make little comics about myself and how socially inept i am because if i don't find humor in these things i will lose it completely!

also my roommate snores! there is no sound that a cellphone can make that doesn't make me rage! my RA's laugh sounds like a hyena! i am the only one that has to duck to avoid the christmas lights in the hallway! there is no hope! why!

etc!

EDIT: I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MENTION that I am not such a self-depreciating jerk in real life thank you. I am actually quite fond of my good looks and great personality.
  • Listening to: WEEN!
  • Reading: CATCH 22 AGAIN!
  • Watching: MY TIME SLIP AWAY OH GOD FINALS ARE NEXT WEEK
  • Playing: KILL ME
  • Eating: PLEASE
  • Drinking: WATER!
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01000010 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
WASU?
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
I NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU ARE SAYING

wait no I just got that. I'm at wwu in bellingham. unless wasu doesn't mean washington state university fffff idk
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aquote Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008  Student Digital Artist
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE FRIEND PART BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
no i actually have two friends. one gives me rides home on holidays because I don't have a car and the other is a stuffed pink walrus with a clip on tie named Swanky BoJangles

now guess which one I'm lying about! ololol
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aquote Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008  Student Digital Artist
Hm, tough call.
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
ok it was a trick question i really do have two friends [link]
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aquote Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008  Student Digital Artist
What a beautiful creature! He must be an excellent friend.
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
he is an excellent listener despite his lack of discernible ears
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aquote Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008  Student Digital Artist
You can't see them because they're the ears to his heart.
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
i

that was beautiful
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
READ ABOVE COMMENT, DUUUUHH. SHE IS LYING SO HARD.
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aquote Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008  Student Digital Artist
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU TWO TOTALLY SEEM LIKE PALS.
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
LIKE, WE ARE ALWAYS TALKING AND SHARING NAIL POLISH AND BRAIDING EACH OTHERS HAIR. HOW COULD SHE EVEN SAY THIS? I AM TOTES CRYING RIGHT NOW.
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aquote Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008  Student Digital Artist
WELL WHAT COLOR NAIL POLISH IS IT?
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
I LET HER BORROW MY SPARKLY PURPLE NAIL POLISH AND WHEN SHE WENT TO THAT RAVE PARTY I LET HER BORROW MY GLOW IN THE DARK NAIL POLISH. GAWD, I EVEN LENT HER MY DRESS WHEN SHE NEEDED TO IMPRESS BRIAN ON THEIR FIRST DATE! I FEEL SO USED!
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
V I AM SORRY FOR MY HURTFUL WORDS AND FOR SPREADING OUTRAGEOUS LIES ABOUT YOU

BRIAN BROKE UP WITH ME FOR MY EX BEST FRIEND. I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS INTO WALRUSES ok that is gross I NEED SPARKLY TOENAILS NOW
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
OH GAWD, GIRL, I TOTALLY SUSPECTED HE WAS A WALRUS LOVER. I MEAN, HE WAS TOTALLY CHECKING OUT CLARISSA'S BUTT CLEAVAGE, LIKE, FIVE TIMES A DAY!

IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BFF! AND WITHOUT YOU I HAVE NO ONE TO HELP ME COUNT CALORIES! ALL THOSE NUMBERS ARE SO HARD TO ADD UP!
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aquote Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008  Student Digital Artist
OH SNAP I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE PULLED THAT ONE ON YOU! MAN I WOULD KILL FOR SOME SPARKLY PURPLE NAIL POLISH!!

Kill... A particular lava lamp...
HMM.
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH

MY BEST FRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEENNNND!!!
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
I AM YOUR FRIEND, YOU LIAR.
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
Sooo.... that was a lie. That means some things you say are the truth.
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
MOONSPEAK
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
YOU'RE A MOON. >:U
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
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how come i did not know this
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CardBoard-LeMur Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
You were too busy orbiting, I suppose.
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Kichaa Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
well that explains why it takes me so long to make left turns

wait did that even make sense
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